Things I Think Are Scams

Gunawan Aldy
2 min readJul 9, 2022

A continuously updated list.

Thanks to Markus Winkler @markuswinkler for making this photo available freely on Unsplash 🎁 https://unsplash.com/photos/USotSo413kU
  1. Salad and all vegetarian/vegan food; high margin for restaurant, very cheap to make, and nutrients poor
  2. Blasphemy law; essentially a no-victim crime, you can’t offend God (if exists)
  3. Lottery; the odd is so against you, might as well throw your money to a wishing well and hope for the best
  4. Religions; mass controlling tools for getting political power, all rules are made up by human
  5. Political parties; do not represent your political view, they segregate the politicians’ interest
  6. Opening speech at Indonesian Government’s event; time-wasting, ass-kissing ceremony
  7. Voting; whichever side you choose (unless you’re some big deal businessman or politician), chances are you’ll be fucked anyway
  8. European Union’s environmental policy; every dirty energy is banned until they need it
  9. Fiber and fiber supplements; if we can’t digest them, why bother producing, shipping, and consuming them?
  10. Inheritance tax; your parents worked hard and get taxed their entire life, now they’re passing the result to you, you still have to pay?
  11. PSSI’s (Indonesian Football Federation) budget; all the efforts and no results. Might as well spend money on sports we’re good at (for example badminton, weight lifting)
  12. Service charge; we’ve paid for the restaurant’s margin by ordering food, this should cover their employees’ wages
  13. Indonesian Police budget; we have to pay for reporting a crime, might as well billed by the hour worked?
  14. Statins; most people who are prescribed don’t need it
  15. Participation Trophy; children need to learn how to deal with losses and disappointment
  16. Lip fillers; no one looks better after the injection
  17. Mega churches; profit maker for its operators
  18. NFTs; overvalued, overhyped JPEG
  19. Education; as long as the people in control can still send their children to study overseas, this will never get fixed
  20. to be continued

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